Obvious fact vs. Obvious retort.

Come now, its fun! Here is a list of the last ten or so statements made or made aware to me that are just ..well worthy of this.

Fact : Critic's dissed John Stewart
Retort : Because John Stewart dissed the president.

Fact: A study was performed in order to figure out why americans cannot save.
Retort: That requires a study?

Fact: Only 2000 ish casualties have been suffered from the war.
Retort : Actually the number is closer to twenty five thousand. Casualties include wounded,dumbass.

Fact: Bush sucks.
Retort: Bush sucks.

Fact: Online dater's have an increased risk of being lied to than those who date from more traditional ways
Retort: What Xhotass965X isnt telling the truth about her Size 3 waist? Well whoda thunk it!

Fact: The best way to not get pregnant is abstinence
Retort: Ya think? and that way is totally not fun (author's note , trust me, i know this)

Fact: By 2010 50 percent of america's children will be obese
Retort:














Fact: A good person is a good christian (thank you bumper sticker)
Retort: maybe you should re-define what makes someone a good christian.

Fact: Water is the least favorite beverage in the US
Retort: I'm sure you'll tell me next that air is the least favorite scent too, right?