Zombies Ate My Neighbors

As I put in my away message, I am in the mood to kill zombies; a ton of zombies.

but heres the thing. consider this. if a zombie has the strength to rip through 6ft of dirt and rise to the surface, thats pretty damn strong. would a bullet really pierce through his zombie flesh, or bounce off like superman? I think I'd wanna be drunk. that way if something did happen to me i wouldnt really feel much....OH, and if you turn into a zombie while your drunk, do you become a zombie or a drunk zombie. do zombies have alcohol tolerance? hmmm. you have to think that if almost the entire world consists of zombies, then some of them must have been drunk at the point of "turning". and if zombies exist, then wouldnt vampires do the same?

then that poses the question/xhasperation

OH MY GOD A ZOMBIE/VAMPIRE BATTLE!!! TONS OF VAMPIRES AND TONS OF ZOMBIES!

and what about werewolves? im sure if zombies and vampires exist then why not werewolves? AND.. my biggest point. what about the spirits of the people that turned into zombies, would they have some way to combat the zombies?

spin that bitches