The Simonation Proclamation

My fellow Blog readers, I'm glad you could take the time to visit this site on such an esteemed and memorable day. The day I held the truth to be self evident, that no Simon is created equal.

That's right brothers and sisters, this Caucasion Irishmen has something to say! From within a passive aggressive often sarcasic exterior lies a booming voice. A voice that has needed to be heard for years but has laid dorment until this very moment! Hear from the recesses of the deepest ravine to the tallest mountain wherever Cherry is from!

Hear now these truth's that will not fade, but rather grow stronger with age, like a fine wine.

- I am one smart motherfucker.
- I am not clumsy,I just dont care enough to catch the salt shaker that I probably tipped over.
- I will own up this school im at with more A's than an Arab convention
- I know exactly how to turn myself into a sexy bitch, but actions speak louder than words so time to pay up.
- I know exactly what to say to you and how to say it. See above. And prepare to be wooed.
- I flirt. Cuz its fun.
- I write good poetry that will see the light of day. Cynics need not apply.
- I will be sucessful.
- I will drink more than you, and I will probably need my keys taken away from me.
- I did in fact read the Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy. Careful Cricket lovers.
- I am the best Simon out there. Paul Simon was just a warmup.


fin ~

be amazed.

k thx.