Like usual

like usual I have to follow up a meaningful post with something generally either sarcastic or trite. that being said.

- There was a peer bong championship, and the two winners recieved 50,000 dollars. ...
too bad the IRS cant audit the gene pool.

- Activists are worried of the plutonium being shipped on the largest (biggest waste) of a mission to pluto by nasa. so first your worried about where atomic waste is being stored. now you care its being shipped 10,000,000,000 light years away? read a book, go out, drink cyanide, because they obviously have nothing to do with themselves.

- Pornstar rates. I know the majority of people who read this are women, but sometimes I have to post a 'guy' thing, and even though recently ive stopped watching porn, but heres some facts that make you go "hmmm"

- women get paid more than men, their rates go from 500-2500 a day for basic stuff, but other "factor's" raise the rate (la casting rates)
1. girl swallowing is an extra 500-1000 depending on the amount of guys involved and the experience of the girl
2. anal. extra thousand. (who woulda figured)
3. DV (if you dont know what it is, put two and two together) = 1500 a shot
4. DVDA (which apparently does exist) a clean 5 G's

- something interesting. men often get their start in gay porn, and move onto straight action after a year of experience (ouch?) And often they have a contractual obligation to get 'clipped'. Women are offered a signing bonus for getting their tubes tied.
- Most adult film corporations do not pay first time actor's . It's only if you are in a sucessful film are you offered a contract. must suck huh? ba -zing
- 50,000 men a year try out to be in porn, compared to a mere 8,000 women (USA figures)
- an estimated 90,000 home movies are made a year, according to an FHM survey. ladies, watch those stuffed animals in the room.
- Jenna Jameson holds the record for amount of men she's had sex with at an astounding 2,200. This, according to her biography, includes off the air numbers.
- Peter North comes in second at 1700 ish women he's banged. this of course does not include his 3 years in the gay porn industry (um ouch?)

okay, thats enough of that

- Average age people in america lose their virginity, 17. britain? 15. Africa. 12.

- I represent 2.33333 percent of the 21 year old virgin population around the globe . 1.4 percent of those are women. so in actuality I'm more like .9 percent of the population. im a rarity ladies!

onto another topic

• 0.3 percent of all road accidents in Canada involve a moose.
• 13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them.
• 40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.
• 90 per cent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
• You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.
• The average person will spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic lights to change.
• Approximately 97.3978271128 per cent of all statistics are made up.
• Assuming Rudolph was in front, there are 40,320 ways to rearrange the other eight reindeer.
• The average 4-year-old asks over 100 questions a day. (including why?)
- 5%-10% of StarTrek fans may be addicted to the show and suffer withdrawl symptoms if they miss an episode.
- Most toilets flush in E flat
- It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop
- It it illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California
- there are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the ten opening moves in a chess game.
- The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
- The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
- More people die annually from donkeys than plane crashes
- Only 6 people in the whole world have died from moshing
-If everyone China lined up infront of you and you started walking past, you would never see the end due to their reproductive rate.
- All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
> More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.
>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- so does reading this list