I figured sometimes its best to go back to your roots. That, and I was already starting to see 'Life isnt a spectactor sport' was some Cliche that would get on my nerves. Whereas, everyone agrees..
Ordering 50 dollars worth of chinese food SHOULD get you a blowjob.
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Too bad you live so far north.
Too bad he lives too far away, well from me anyway...though I have a feeling you're refering to something in particular and I'm just refering to the distance.
My bf ordered just 15 euros of chinese food last saturday night and it got him alot more than a blowjob and I didn't even eat any of it.
So methinks 50 bucks worth should get you well and truly laid! If not you're keeping the wrong company.
Since there is obviously a line, I think I'll just order a pizza...
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